Doctors amputate wrong foot of man in Peru
No no, the OTHER right…
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Longest-serving NYC police officer retires
1,987,653 donuts later…
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Farmer creates manure Valentine
“I love you honey and that’s no BS…well, technically it is…but I mean it!”
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Japanese restaurant's unusual rule: You get what the person before you ordered.
Kind of gives “leftovers” a new meaning, eh?
Do you think if a person asked for seconds they’d actually get the meal they asked for?
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Man, 81, finishes race after borrowing a catheter
Brother, can you spare a catheter?
Don’t catheters fall under the same umbrella as needles, underwear, and toothbrushes - as in things you probably shouldn’t share?
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929 gallons of moonshine found in NC mountains
That’s a whole cee-ment pond full of booze, y’all.
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Burt Reynolds Museum faces bulldozer
I hear they’re moving the Hall of Toupees to the William Shatner museum.
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David Bowie gets spider named after him
Apparently it has one blue eye and 99 brown eyes.
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Woman, 90, donates 200th pint of blood
Her blood type is a hieroglyph.
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Dog Eats $400, But Woman Recovers Some Cash Later
He ate a few hundreds and several twenties and pooped out $1.87.
Go figure.
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California town to spray-paint lawn bald spots
So growing the grass really long on one side and simply combing it over doesn’t fly in SoCal?
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Golfer looking for errant tee shot finds grenade
Nope, sorry. Close only counts in horseshoes and…oh, nevermind.
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Man charged with using deer antlers to assault girlfriend
Police won’t release his name, referring to him only as John Doe.
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Scientists find monkeys who know how to fish
…but the search continues for fish who know how to monkey.
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Retired U.S. justice O'Connor unveils video game
Yep, these are going to be flying off the shelves.
I can hear the kids now…
“Hey, have you played the Tinker vs Des Moines School District scenario? It’s awesome.”
“I can’t get past Roe vs Wade. Do you have the cheat codes?”
This game is rated “N” for strong nerdy language, extreme research, and long hours of deliberation.
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